Confessions of a Sassaholic

How you doin?

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:18:21 -0700

How you doin?

In love with this color 💁

Sun, 19 May 2013 03:15:32 -0700

In love with this color 💁

tavrissexual: calm your shit barbie not everyone has white...

Sat, 18 May 2013 07:33:39 -0700

tavrissexual:

calm your shit barbie not everyone has white privilege like you do

Workplace Sass!

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:01:25 -0700

Coworker: You know what twerping is Jesse?

Me: *interrupts* It’s TWERKING. You don’t even know what it’s called!

Coworker: Show us how it’s done Jae, we know you can do it!

Me: I don’t twerk fo free!

All: laughter

givexnchy: ▲ fucking Serena!

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:09:41 -0700

givexnchy:

▲

fucking Serena!

werk it will!

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:42:09 -0700

werk it will!

queerone: chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom...

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:07:03 -0700

queerone:

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

The best!

canadianslut: sprays febreze on your attitude

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:09:07 -0700

canadianslut:

*sprays febreze on your attitude*

Workplace Sass & Mistaken Identity

Mon, 13 May 2013 01:29:06 -0700

The scene: My boss on a piece of machinery after he turns too sharp and a stack of buckets hits him in the ass.

Him: “What the?! *whips around and notices how far away I am*
Me: *chuckles in silence*
Him: “Damnit Jae, I thought you were grabbing my ass & I almost liked it!”
Me: Thinks to myself “You don’t even have an ass to grab!” *walks away cackling*

Moral of the story: if I was going to grope your ass - you’d fuckin know it 😏

DON’T DRINK THE COOL-AID…unless you’re into...

Sun, 12 May 2013 15:39:30 -0700

DON’T DRINK THE COOL-AID

…unless you’re into swallowing 😂

Damn girl, who did yo weave?! You look soooo goooood!I’d...

Sun, 12 May 2013 14:49:07 -0700

Damn girl, who did yo weave?! You look soooo goooood!

I’d have his babies.

extremely creepy winky facehehe

Sun, 12 May 2013 02:35:32 -0700

*extremely creepy winky face*

hehe

recreationalcannibalism: the-adequate-gatsby: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto...

Sat, 11 May 2013 22:14:31 -0700

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.”

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

That’s a bible I’d read! Then I’d walk around like the Kardashians sayin “Bible!” all the time.

amen

Sat, 11 May 2013 13:54:12 -0700

amen

galactic-kat: wasarahbi: emes: leeantsypantsy: all-aboutqoqo:...

Sat, 11 May 2013 06:56:20 -0700

galactic-kat:

wasarahbi:

emes:

leeantsypantsy:

all-aboutqoqo:

“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”

the last sentence

lmao what

There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.

mansexfashion: Man+Sex=Fashion Enjoy on...

Sat, 11 May 2013 01:58:43 -0700

mansexfashion:

Man+Sex=Fashion

Enjoy on Facebook

https://www.facebook.com/ManSexFashion

http://mansexfashion.tumblr.com

Short shorts & boots - I’m ALL in!!

twerking-with-jesus: takin a bite of yo ass

Sat, 11 May 2013 01:43:45 -0700

twerking-with-jesus:

takin a bite of yo ass

adire-adire: victorysunshine: goldfish-kisses: geek-in-a-box: martiemcfly: WHY ARENT THERE...

Sun, 05 May 2013 19:40:41 -0700

adire-adire:

victorysunshine:

goldfish-kisses:

geek-in-a-box:

martiemcfly:

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

thefrogman: [original]

Sun, 05 May 2013 18:49:25 -0700

thefrogman:

[original]

peezygetsitdone: ☝

Sun, 05 May 2013 08:33:40 -0700

peezygetsitdone:

☝

Confessions of a Sassaholic

How you doin?

In love with this color 💁

tavrissexual: calm your shit barbie not everyone has white...

Workplace Sass!

givexnchy: ▲ fucking Serena!

werk it will!

queerone: chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom...

canadianslut: *sprays febreze on your attitude*

Workplace Sass & Mistaken Identity

DON’T DRINK THE COOL-AID…unless you’re into...

Damn girl, who did yo weave?! You look soooo goooood!I’d...

*extremely creepy winky face*hehe

recreationalcannibalism: the-adequate-gatsby: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto...

amen

galactic-kat: wasarahbi: emes: leeantsypantsy: all-aboutqoqo:...

mansexfashion: Man+Sex=Fashion Enjoy on...

twerking-with-jesus: takin a bite of yo ass

adire-adire: victorysunshine: goldfish-kisses: geek-in-a-box: martiemcfly: WHY ARENT THERE...

thefrogman: [original]

peezygetsitdone: ☝

canadianslut: sprays febreze on your attitude

extremely creepy winky facehehe