Posts tagged Humor

Coworker: You know what twerping is Jesse?

Me: *interrupts* It’s TWERKING. You don’t even know what it’s called!

Coworker: Show us how it’s done Jae, we know you can do it!

Me: I don’t twerk fo free!

All: laughter

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

That’s a bible I’d read! Then I’d walk around like the Kardashians sayin “Bible!” all the time.

(via chanelleloves)

My Boss: “Whats up Ladies?!
Me: “Just standin’ around lookin pretty!”
My Boss: “And you’re doing a damn good job of it Jae!”