Confessions of a Sassaholic

"Everyone needs a little sass, without it they're as boring as white bread."

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Confessions from One

When one goes from being a management student and studying all aspects of business (organizational behavior, corporate culture, ethics, HR, & change management) to working or a company that shits on all of those things is among other things…depressing.

Sure, there will be problems everywhere one goes to work. Sure, the economy may suck so one may end up working a dead end job while frantically searching for something better. Sure, one will be bitter about not utilizing the education they spent a fortune on. Sure, one will be bitter about having to work for less than what one is worth. Sure, one will be saddened about having to deal with unsafe/shitty opportunities for growth and advancement. Sure, one will suffer for making much less money that they should be making given one’s qualifications. Sure, one will see the wrong and know what needs to be done to change it. One will struggle with coming to terms with all of this.


Sure.


However, no one will listen. Management will laugh in one’s face (literally) when one expresses their concerns. Management will work one like a fucking slave and show one little to no appreciation for running the show. Management will say things and do the complete opposite.

One can only hope “management” isn’t like this everywhere. One can only hope to find satisfying and rewarding employment elsewhere. One can only hope that this isn’t all that the real world has to offer. One can only hope for better.

One has become tired. One has become jaded. One fights depression everyday.

One realizes things could be a lot worse. One also realizes that things should be a lot better.

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Uncomfortable

A lot of things make me uncomfortable

for one reason on another

A lot of things make me uncomfortable

I don’t know if I’ll ever recover.

Huge crowds and no crowds

Those people who stink

Intimacy with strangers

and whatever is clogging the sink.

The smell of bathrooms recently used for battle

Being stuck around people I don’t like

and having to tone down my sass for the losers who can’t tell I’m actually being nice.

Knowing where I want to be but not how to get there

and sometimes being in my own skin

Feeling like a loser while those around me prosper

and waiting for my chance to win.

Long periods of time without my bffs

When my iPod wont play anything new

Knowing there’s a huge spider in the bathroom

and of course feeling lonely and blue.

The uncertainty of the future

Memories that haunt

The fact that all bathrooms don’t come with noise canceling features

and obviously when all the hot sauce is gone.

Waking up hungry at the ass crack of dawn

Nearly every decision made by my mom

Knowing it’ll take years to re-grow my hair

and my thousands of dollars of student loan despair.

Babies having tantrums whether real of fake

Not knowing the best vitamins to take

Dogs that never shut the fuck up

And dentists that holdout on mouth numbing drugs.

A lot of things make me uncomfortable

This list could totally go on

A lot of things make me uncomfortable

….the majority of which piss me off too.

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