Posts tagged sass
Confessions of a Sassaholic
"Everyone needs a little sass, without it they're as boring as white bread."
Workplace Sass!
Coworker: You know what twerping is Jesse?
Me: *interrupts* It’s TWERKING. You don’t even know what it’s called!
Coworker: Show us how it’s done Jae, we know you can do it!
Me: I don’t twerk fo free!
All: laughter
Workplace Sass & Mistaken Identity
The scene: My boss on a piece of machinery after he turns too sharp and a stack of buckets hits him in the ass.
Him: “What the?! *whips around and notices how far away I am*
Me: *chuckles in silence*
Him: “Damnit Jae, I thought you were grabbing my ass & I almost liked it!”
Me: Thinks to myself “You don’t even have an ass to grab!” *walks away cackling*
Moral of the story: if I was going to grope your ass - you’d fuckin know it 😏
remember that point in life where we suddenly became Shego?
how is she filing her nails with gloves on
alter ego shego!
(that rhyme was totally unintentional)
So, what’s the sitch?
(Source: possiblegifs, via carlosae88)
If these muscle heads that clearly gave up lifting 10 years ago can get away with wearing tank tops, so can I.
Helen Mirren: Great Dame - Vogue by Mikael Jansson, March 2013
Look at her sitting there like: “Yeah, I’m a bad bitch and I fuckin know it. Im so on right now. I can’t believe what this bra is doing for me, but I LIKE IT!”
(via heytinafey)
my face
for everything
surrounded by morons
(via profashionall)
“Bitch, I might be.” -Gucci Mane
Transparent for all you transparent loving fucks :)
When a judge asks if you’re guilty
When a teacher asks if you’re cheating
When someone asks if your hungry
(via profashionall)
Nice body
Butta face
He ain’t packin
What a waste!
Me. Imagine if I wrote a whole song like this HA!
Either I should be writing songs for female rappers or I should be working on becoming the next up & coming homo rapper.
I broke 2 nails tonight & 1 of which won’t stop bleeding. No, I don’t want any fucking pizza - I want a manicure fuck face!!
(via blazeoflight)
