Posts tagged sassaholic
Confessions of a Sassaholic
"Everyone needs a little sass, without it they're as boring as white bread."
Workplace Sass & Mistaken Identity
The scene: My boss on a piece of machinery after he turns too sharp and a stack of buckets hits him in the ass.
Him: “What the?! *whips around and notices how far away I am*
Me: *chuckles in silence*
Him: “Damnit Jae, I thought you were grabbing my ass & I almost liked it!”
Me: Thinks to myself “You don’t even have an ass to grab!” *walks away cackling*
Moral of the story: if I was going to grope your ass - you’d fuckin know it đ
If these muscle heads that clearly gave up lifting 10 years ago can get away with wearing tank tops, so can I.
my face
for everything
surrounded by morons
(via profashionall)
Nice body
Butta face
He ain’t packin
What a waste!
Me. Imagine if I wrote a whole song like this HA!
Either I should be writing songs for female rappers or I should be working on becoming the next up & coming homo rapper.
Robin: âThat woman in front of
us is watching me shimmy in her rear view mirrorâŠâJae: âTurn up the white girl music and lets give that bitch show!
Decided to play around with font today! đ» 1 isnât bold enough. People donât feel the â+â in 2 works as an ampersand. The ampersand in 3 is different, but different is hella good. The bottom is my favorite! What do you think? #help #vote
You know how when you started your job all your coworkers looked like ex cons? You know you’ve been there too long/your standards have plummeted when those same coworkers start looking better & better.
Itâs like beer goggle syndromeâŠexcept the dead end job version.
HA
*crys*
I couldn’t tell you what kind of cheap fragrance the woman was wearing, but I will tell you that her scent made me want to smash things…everything. Wtf kind of body spray makes a man want to Hulk out?!
Itâs cool right? Iâm on one tonight maaaan #sass
